I designed this shirt as a playful jab at humanity's quirks. Think about it—any alien species advanced enough to reach Earth has probably evolved past believing in gods. Imagine their confusion (or secondhand embarrassment) watching us pray to beings they know don’t exist.

This design is a cheeky way of poking fun at ourselves while imagining what first contact might really look like. If nothing else, it’s a good conversation starter—and maybe a reminder to think bigger than what we know.

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!